2009-04-30 09:04 am
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random brain leakage

Found cat's membership card for Society of Evil Geniuses. Argued that does not entitle him to my Doomsday device. Found poop in shoe.

[MrZ: @
ladycaviar but I needs the Doomsday Device. It is full of warm and my toes are cold. Plus I can explode stuff.]

2009-04-29 09:04 am
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random brain leakage

good god my butt makes these pants look HUGE

2009-04-25 09:03 am
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random brain leakage

omg my cat @MisterZonker has four times as many followers on Twitter than I do. Something is crazy here. Must contact @socevilgeniuses

2009-04-23 09:04 am
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random brain leakage

Caught cat Googling 'thumbs,' 'evil geniuses,' and 'Doomsday device, best offer.' Cannot trust cat with car keys anymore.

2009-04-20 11:30 pm
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up to no damn good


I'm considering getting the cat his own Twitter account. I'm certain it would look just like this:

Annoying Bird Noises
Typed with braiin.


2009-04-09 09:09 am
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random brain leakage

junk mail from Society of Evil Geniuses says I can make $$$ from home with my Doomsday Device. Yeah, like I'd share, fools. FOOLS!

2009-04-02 09:03 am
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random brain leakage

There's this electrical switch in my house that goes to nothing. I labeled it DOOMSDAY DEVICE. Now I'm kinda afraid to touch it.

2009-03-26 09:02 am
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random brain leakage

Twizzlers do not make good lockpicks. Must also remember to carry more bail money next time.

2009-03-19 08:03 am
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random brain leakage

another STFU, n00b!!eleventy!! message from Anonymous. Confusing addition of XOXOXO and multiple smileys. Wish me luck with new blind date!

2009-03-12 08:02 am
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random brain leakage

y'know, for all the great literature Anonymous has written, you'd think he'd come back with a better comeback than STFU, n00b

2009-03-05 09:04 am
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random brain leakage

my nemesis Anonymous has found me again. Note to self: buy more tinfoil, out of hats.

2009-02-26 05:38 pm
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random brain leakage

I can't understand what my cat says. He's Siamese, and my Thai is rusty. You need *what* for your pipe bomb? Stop mumbling, cat.