there you go again, bringing a perfectly good rant to a screeching halt with your documentable facts. Please, for the sake of my sanity, do not disabuse me of my notions regarding "orientate," for then I shall have to stab myself in the ear with an icepick.

Perhaps I should preface this all with "not elegant, sounds icky" rather than "wrong, wrong, wrongety wrong wrong."

At least I don't think I've been taken into spaceships, perhaps you will find that redeeming about me?