I'm just glad I'm not the only one who thinks of this nutty stuff. :> (And btw, do you remember that Mongoose had the idea for a research project on how he could start at the *beginning* of making stuff and see how far he could get? Sort of like this, but backwards. Or forwards. Or whateverthehell. You know what I mean. We may be insane, but we're not alone.)

And at least your guilt doesn't have a really personal face, like mine does (the kids = not getting enough of my time). The hog is dead and does not care if you butchered it yourself or not.

How's that?