"Sent ya an invite to impact my life, but it left me all disorientated."

See? and now I have to wash my hands. Forever. And this keyboard. And my eyes, and my soul. Next I'll be saying "less calories."No! No! Not I, who have actually complained at grocery stores that it is 15 items or FEWER, goddamnit!

I've surfed for porn that didn't leave me feeling so dirty. I may convert to Catholicism just to confess and be forgiven. Or not.