I'm screwed, aren't I?

[ladycaviar]

I guess I'm going to have to accept it. It makes no difference whatsoever that "impact" is a noun, and only an noun. Not a verb. Worse, "invite" is a verb, only a verb, and never never never never never never never never is, was, or ever will be a noun. But what I will have to accept is that creepy skin-crawl for the rest of my life, because people simply will use those words that way. Dorkfuckers.


edit: "Orientate" is not a word either. It's "orient." Back off, before I invent new epithets, insolent weasels!

Comments

[katyakievskaya.livejournal.com]

I hate it when people ask if I can borrow them something. Lend, dammit - and just for that, the answer is NO. :>

P.S. I have to ask the other half, but if he's a dork, does that make me a Dorkfucker? LMAO

It's all about the sounds

[ladycaviar.livejournal.com]

A good epithet makes certain hostile primeval sounds, such as hiss and spit, and bares the teeth if possible. Meaning is secondary. ;)

Fuck Dorks should you so choose.