I'm a sucker for peer pressure

All the cool kids are doing it, I had to do it too. 

( I'm a d8 )

Funny, and creepily accurate, as strangely all the memes I've been sent lately have been. 

( Enneagram Six )

Although I have to say, my favorite part of the dice one was the "viscous sarcasm." What the hell is that, 50 weight? How viscous is that, runny like honey or thick like molasses? Are you not supposed to use that in winter lest it clog the engine? Oh wait, perhaps I think I see what they mean...