can't resist, must know
Dec. 5th, 2008 08:10 pm
If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?
Answer me, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.
what did I do to piss him off?
Dec. 3rd, 2008 03:05 pm
( also, my rainbow meme. )
What is says about you: You are a grateful person. You appreciate quiet moments. You are a good listener and your friends are glad to have you around in difficult times. People depend on you to make them feel secure.
Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
Tina Fey would be proud of me
Oct. 6th, 2008 10:31 pm
Apparently only The Chef and I paid with a bagless vacuum with flames coming from reading Harry Potter. We lost his toenails, kinda hilarious, and control-Z in your tea: I spent a mangled Shakespeare reference and wooting. Bad news: It was eight hundred guys, and Obama -- I would be expected to whack myself into solar power, too.In fact, it makes a fun new meme. Go run the LJ Markov Random Text Generator on your own LJ, and ADDING NO WORDS, only editing for punctuation and removing words and boring passages if you like, see if you can come up with something that amuses you. And post your best three sentences. Or not...
The entirety of the random text was entirely too close to the real journal entries for my taste. Maybe I'll just go to Rum and Monkey's auto-updater and save time from now on, LOL.

Somebody was passing around this meme:
( the I'm-more-qualified-than-Palin-or-Biden-meme )
and then I found this one:
( The Presidential Capacity Test )
Take The Presidential Capacity Test at HelloQuizzy
kinda hilarious, if you ask me.
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![]() | My sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and my class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout). I am an Advisor. Your great sense of ethics and honor, as well as your practical knowledge of the world, makes you an excellent advisor and confidant to the people who are respectful of your ways, and to whom you will show respect in return. Liu Bei, the well-meaning King of the ancient Shu kingdom in China, was not famous for his own accomplishments, but for the excellent quality of his generals, and the brilliance of his advisor of special repute, Zhuge Liang. |
For one beautiful hot and sticky moment, there were eight adults who had a little bonding experience in childlike joy.
Because I'm a bibliophile, and it had to be done, I'm meming in the lemming stream tonight. Swiped from
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Why isn't "pole dancer" on this list?
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. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results.
WTF was THIS based on?
Jun. 5th, 2007 05:41 pm(partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing).
When it comes to friends you are popular.
Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.
Your overall weirdness is: 9
(The average level of weirdness is: 27.You are weirder than 12% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!

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( Neutral (Pure Good) desires good without bias, not because of law or whim. )
oh i am shocked with the suprise
Apr. 18th, 2007 10:35 pm
You Are An INFJ |
The Protector You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them. You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher. |
I'm a sucker for peer pressure
Oct. 5th, 2006 02:12 pm
( I'm a d8 )
Funny, and creepily accurate, as strangely all the memes I've been sent lately have been.
( Enneagram Six )Although I have to say, my favorite part of the dice one was the "viscous sarcasm." What the hell is that, 50 weight? How viscous is that, runny like honey or thick like molasses? Are you not supposed to use that in winter lest it clog the engine? Oh wait, perhaps I think I see what they mean...
all the cool kids are doing it
Jun. 9th, 2006 10:33 pm
visited 41 states (82%)
Create your own visited map of The United States or try another Douwe Osinga project