I would vote for lawn furniture if I could at this point

[ladycaviar]

Somebody was passing around this meme:

Rules are simple:

1) Discuss your qualifications for the office of Vice President for the United States.

2) Discuss why you are or are not more qualified to hold the office.

3) Discuss why you are not running.

For 1), many people just listed that they met the Constitutional requirements for the office. Oh come on -- you're 35 and a natural-born citizen? Did you add "breathing?" Stop cheating. If you want to cheat, give my answer, which consists of 3 "screw yous" in a row. Or list the fact that you can properly pronounce the word "nuclear." Because that's funny.
and then I found this one:

 

Your result for The Presidential Capacity Test...

Presidential Success!

74% Values, 74% Charisma and 76% Judgment!

"In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take." -Adlai E. Stevenson

Congratulations! You encapsulate everything that a successful candidate should encapsulate.
[edit: I got that result with a 75% score? uh-oh... that lawn furniture is looking better and better...]

Crack open the whiskey and break out the celebratory cigar. You are destined for success in the Presidential Campaign. You exude confidence and charisma. You exhibit true leadership abilities and demonstrate the ability to make snap judgment calls if the need arises. You are well-respected for your strong values and your steadfast stance on honesty and loyalty.

The USA needs a President like you. You are one of a select few deserving of the influence and recognition commanded by the Presidential title. Congrats!

 

Other possibilities:

Take The Presidential Capacity Test at HelloQuizzy

kinda hilarious, if you ask me.

Comments

[rlg.livejournal.com]

damn lady, you're up early too?
(woke up at 5:30 with stuffed sinuses and got up to keep from waking Himself with the snuffling and sneezing and horking)

[ladycaviar.livejournal.com]

migraines. If I could turn them outward, I could end the war.

Seriously.

[scascot.livejournal.com]

Actually, you can vote for lawn furniture. There is a write-in section on the ballot...

Lawn Furniture, oh! Lawn Furniture...

[yaminagdh.livejournal.com]

Concerning the Presidential Capacity Test
79% Values, 79% Charisma and 100% Judgment!

And both of our charts were exactly the same. Go figure.

As for the Vice President one.

1) I am not a complete moron and can read my own teleprompter as well as pronounce common words rather well thank you.
2) I have more than fucking two brain cells to rub together compared to all of these worthless fucking meat Popsicles. This sounds horrid, I know, but at this point I think a fucking autistic 2 year old with Tourette's could do better. At least there would be quality color-outside-the-lines-between-twitches time. ( I know I'm a horrible human being for saying that and will more than likely go to some form of hell but it has been one of those days.)
3) Not old enough and I am not that fucking stupid nor have that large of an inflated since of worth and purpose.