ladycaviar

Somebody was passing around this meme:

Rules are simple:

1) Discuss your qualifications for the office of Vice President for the United States.

2) Discuss why you are or are not more qualified to hold the office.

3) Discuss why you are not running.

For 1), many people just listed that they met the Constitutional requirements for the office. Oh come on -- you're 35 and a natural-born citizen? Did you add "breathing?" Stop cheating. If you want to cheat, give my answer, which consists of 3 "screw yous" in a row. Or list the fact that you can properly pronounce the word "nuclear." Because that's funny.
and then I found this one:

Your result for The Presidential Capacity Test...

Presidential Success!

74% Values, 74% Charisma and 76% Judgment!

"In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take." -Adlai E. Stevenson

Congratulations! You encapsulate everything that a successful candidate should encapsulate.
[edit: I got that result with a 75% score? uh-oh... that lawn furniture is looking better and better...]

Crack open the whiskey and break out the celebratory cigar. You are destined for success in the Presidential Campaign. You exude confidence and charisma. You exhibit true leadership abilities and demonstrate the ability to make snap judgment calls if the need arises. You are well-respected for your strong values and your steadfast stance on honesty and loyalty.

The USA needs a President like you. You are one of a select few deserving of the influence and recognition commanded by the Presidential title. Congrats!

Other possibilities:
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