can't resist, must know

[ladycaviar]

criminal meme
If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

Comments

[torin3.livejournal.com]

"Oh no! She ordered the RED wine with the fish!!"

[tash-n-tail.livejournal.com]

Too harsh! Ms. Ro would might have that involuntary twitch but she'd continue with the dinner & soiree. There just wouldn't be another invite to that sort of do again. :D

[turgeis.livejournal.com]

Charged with crushing the soul of a self-proclaimed prodigy by detailing how their "masterpiece of crap" was not only not period, but the documentation sucked beyond all suckdom.

[amykb.livejournal.com]

Showing your Warrants.

[yaminagdh.livejournal.com]

::Snicker::

[sunniva-kyrre.livejournal.com]

Reckless abandonment. If you please send me your address in Texas you might be able to have the charges dropped. We are headed to Llano and Dallas for the holidays. sunniva_kyrre@verizon dot com

[bronx-baroness.livejournal.com]

For declaring serged seams period at a Laurel Meeting, of course. Guards! Take her away!

[yaminagdh.livejournal.com]

Involuntary Manslaughter due to some num-nut getting to close while you were demonstrating the proper way to use the verb "kang" by example.

[simian-grudge.livejournal.com]

More true to life....

If I saw you in the front seat of a police car, I'd guess you stole the thing.

T

[tash-n-tail.livejournal.com]

Oh holy shit! She's gone for total world domination again but Mr. Z hit the wrong 'puter button!

[rlg.livejournal.com]

... you got caught?

You never get caught.

[keastree.livejournal.com]

"Disturbing the Peace."

OR

"Building a fire you can see from space." AND "Disturbing the Peace."

OR

"Telling Bible Stories in that way we do." WHICH THEN LEADS TO "Inciting a riot."

[isenglass.livejournal.com]

Using your cat to score free drinks.

[brendan-joe-bob.livejournal.com]

One too many family 'discussions'. Or possibly an escort to the ambassador.

[wolfluznicky.livejournal.com]

they wouldn't have proof(you're too good for that) but you would be suspected in trying to assassinate by contagious disease the entire US senate by way of releasing 1000 gerbils into a closed chamber senate meeting. Or something like that