oh hell

[ladycaviar]

It seems I will never catch up to the current LJ entries. So I'll post anyway, the rumors of my demise, much like the ones concerning the not-so late unlamented Dennis O'Connor, being premature. Although not due to any failings on the part of the horrid Skittles I bought by the side of the road today. I think they dated from the Hoover administration and were made of paint. I continue to drive up and down the coast on my new tires with my new muffler on inexplicable errands, eating inedible road food; perhaps this is the secret to my immortality -- I am composed of food preservatives and other people's thoughts. I don't actually exist; I'm only a figment of your imagination. You'd think I'd get in less trouble, but no. Huh.

So when I can't sleep at 3 am, haunted by the Ghosts of Fucknuts past (will my nightmares end if I leap out the window and throw a turkey at an urchin? Who knows? Dickens isn't around to answer my questions, and there's never any convenient turkeys or urchins with which to experiment when the urge hits) I come up with this fuckery. Beats shooting from the roof of the building with a scope and a rifle.

Comments

[keastree.livejournal.com]

This is why I think you need to be an on-call medium in my plot to take over the world. You were a communications major!

[umamah.livejournal.com]

Now Now just bring that there new camera with ya' and I'll show ya' the alligators of El Paso

[mooselover13.livejournal.com]

Hey sis... I'm pretty sure "movies" require *moving* pictures. ;>

[amykb.livejournal.com]

I love you, but you are a strange, strange woman. :)

[montuos]

I am still laughing my ass off after an hour at how well you timed the explanatory text the first time I thought, "Ok, I give up — WTF is that?!?!?"

[dr-zrfq.livejournal.com]

*snrk*

*hugs*

[belfebe.livejournal.com]

Good gravy! That was awesome!

[anneke.livejournal.com]

That was awesome! Great to see you posting again ... have been wondering how you were doing.
hope to see you again soon.
take care!

[tash-n-tail.livejournal.com]

Well I'm so glad that you're alive, black washes me out and white which fits with the persona, makes be look even worse if possible. Nice to know I can relax. Love you too Ro!

[katyakievskaya.livejournal.com]

Ooh, look -- you and my big brother seen posting in the same area at the same time. I'm so excited! You need to come here to visit. Since you are gallivanting, come see us!