random brain leakage

I can't understand what my cat says. He's Siamese, and my Thai is rusty. You need *what* for your pipe bomb? Stop mumbling, cat.

blame it on the hallucinations

I am sick. Like pneumonia sick. So I can't sleep, and this comes to me. So I made it to get the voices out of my head. God, I'm funny.

*hacks up something vile*

Try and guess what it is before you look under the cut. Me, I think it's hilarious. YMMV.





( come on, give it one more try before you click for the answer )