random brain leakage

[ladycaviar]

I can't understand what my cat says. He's Siamese, and my Thai is rusty. You need *what* for your pipe bomb? Stop mumbling, cat.

Comments

[dameroksanne.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaaaaaoooooooh. Not a pipe bomb-his water pipe.

In EEEEEEEEEEEEEEnnnglah I tink is clld a booooong.

[ladycaviar.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds just like him. Your Thai is awesome.

[umamah.livejournal.com]

stopping letting him close to your inhalers and nebulizer sheesh oh wait water pipe ohhhhhhh we can get him a hoookahhh over here but omg the price on the darn thing. Just put a straw in a can of tuna and have him smoke thru that....

[dameroksanne.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, you could put a straw in a can of tuna....just pop a hole in one side for carburetion and make sure to add a little water to the tuna as he chases the dragon.

Not that I would know, really. I am innocent.

[ladycaviar.livejournal.com]

oh, if it involves chasing anything, this cat won't do it. He demands his dragons brought to him. On a plate, preferably, cut into bite size morsels, attractively arranged, and warmed to an appropriate temperature.