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[ladycaviar]

Today is not only the Fabulous MrZ's actual 21st birthday, but also that of my brother, the strange and acerbic Queued [who I can't get to LJ-link right, dammit.]




He's doing great, and he's even adapting to Texas well. He still stomps around the house yelling, as both Siamese cats and old dudes do. I assumed what he was saying was, "Ethel! Where are my glasses? Ethel! Where are my pants?" Of course, now that we're in Texas, he's had to make a few adjustments: "Maria! Donde esta my pants? Maria! Donde esta my soul jar? I could go at any minute... Mao..."

We didn't let him vote, even though he's of age, since he keeps ranting about Taft and demanding we bring back Eisenhower.

Not bad for a cat that just a few years ago had chewed off all his fur and was so threadbare he looked like the Velveteen Rabbit. Go MrZ.

My brother, on the other hand, seems perfectly capable of locating his own pants, and has never had dust come off him when you patted him as far as I know.

Happy Birthday, dudes.

Comments

[bronx-baroness.livejournal.com]

One scarcely recognized His Imperial Catness since I last saw him! He is almost a fat happy cat. Bless you woman for loving him back to life.

And yes, I am still wiping tears from my face from laughing so hard!
"where is my soul jar, I could go at any minute!" It so reminds me of "back in bowl??"

[tash-n-tail.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!
I'm in love! No wonder the day-trippers were gushing over him on the trip down.

[herveus.livejournal.com]

One hopes your brother doesn't accidentally grab the Wrong Pants... :) Watch out for penguins.

[melvh.livejournal.com]

He looks fantastic. And I'm glad he's happy at the new digs --even though it means I'll see you even less often than before. Miss you both. Give Mr Z some birthday scritches for us.

matchmaking for cats

[rlg.livejournal.com]

heh, he looks to be a rather fat and happy cat ... well, for a 21 year old fellow. Do you think he'd be interested in meeting an older woman for a long distance relationship?

She doesn't "mao" but she does "rrur" and she has enough fur for both of them.

Please let me know if he wants to see a picture.

Linking...

[queued (from livejournal.com)]

Well, I can probably explain why the linking doesn't work. I don't actually have a livejournal account at all, and livejournal appears to handle this by pointing to my openid provider, whom I seem to have utterly forgotten.

At any rate, what you're looking for is probably here:

http://www.goodjobsucking.com/

B-day Brother

[(Anonymous)]

I am wife of Queued. He has had a problem locating his pants...and found the wrong ones. Also, I have patted him and had dust fly...ok, he was drywalling and the other time cleaning the garage...

Re: B-day Brother

[ladycaviar.livejournal.com]

I was ready to believe you until you said my brother cleaned the garage.