criminal meme
If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

Ok, has anybody else has their icon hacked and replaced by Obama? WTF?

also, my rainbow meme. )

What is says about you: You are a grateful person. You appreciate quiet moments. You are a good listener and your friends are glad to have you around in difficult times. People depend on you to make them feel secure.

Find the colors of your rainbow at
I found a little meme, the LJ Markov Random Text Generator, which mangles your blog like this:

Apparently only The Chef and I paid with a bagless vacuum with flames coming from reading Harry Potter. We lost his toenails, kinda hilarious, and control-Z in your tea: I spent a mangled Shakespeare reference and wooting. Bad news: It was eight hundred guys, and Obama -- I would be expected to whack myself into solar power, too.

In fact, it makes a fun new meme. Go run the LJ Markov Random Text Generator on your own LJ, and ADDING NO WORDS, only editing for punctuation and removing words and boring passages if you like, see if you can come up with something that amuses you. And post your best three sentences. Or not...

The entirety of the random text was entirely too close to the real journal entries for my taste. Maybe I'll just go to Rum and Monkey's auto-updater and save time from now on, LOL.

Somebody was passing around this meme:

the I'm-more-qualified-than-Palin-or-Biden-meme )
and then I found this one:


The Presidential Capacity Test )

Take The Presidential Capacity Test at HelloQuizzy

kinda hilarious, if you ask me.

well, duh

Oct. 11th, 2007 09:55 pm
ganked from [profile] dukeeliahu, my hero. And possibly Aretha Franklin, I don't know...

My sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and my class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).

I am an Advisor.

Your great sense of ethics and honor, as well as your practical knowledge of the world, makes you an excellent advisor and confidant to the people who are respectful of your ways, and to whom you will show respect in return. Liu Bei, the well-meaning King of the ancient Shu kingdom in China, was not famous for his own accomplishments, but for the excellent quality of his generals, and the brilliance of his advisor of special repute, Zhuge Liang.

What kind of Warrior are you?

The sweetest thing happened the last hot day we had. An ice cream truck had stopped for gas at the same station where I went to gas up. One by one, every person who stopped for fuel left their cars and stepped up to the truck for ice cream while it was still at the pump, including the convenience store attendant -- who had cold ice cream in his case in the store. Proving that ice cream just tastes better from the Ice Cream Truck, so there.

For one beautiful hot and sticky moment, there were eight adults who had a little bonding experience in childlike joy.

Because I'm a bibliophile, and it had to be done, I'm meming in the lemming stream tonight. Swiped from [profile] yaminagdh, who swiped it from [profile] amykb, who swiped it from [profile] attack_laurel, who stole it from [profile] stanci, who doesn't remember where it originated. Amen.

stolen shamelessly from [personal profile] catalana:

. Go to
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results.

Um, duh.

Jun. 22nd, 2007 01:09 am
What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating

Unbelievably, two of the words it twigged on for this rating were "zombie" and "shoot."

I am so going to hell.
You are... 0% unique and 67% normal
(partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing).
When it comes to friends you are popular.
Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.

Your overall weirdness is: 9

(The average level of weirdness is: 27.
You are weirder than 12% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!
Once again, trollin' in the lemming meme stream, I swipe one from [profile] giselle0002 and can't decide whether I'm surprised or not. I am particularly amused at the comparisons to the Dalai Lama and Indiana Jones in the same sentence, but I can't argue with this assessment: "May pursue quite abstract goals. Often aloof and difficult to understand." Hmm, ya think?

Neutral (Pure Good) desires good without bias, not because of law or whim. )
You Are An INFJ

The Protector

You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.
Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.
You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience.
You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.

You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.
Visit to learn your Lustsign!

hahaha i triumph over your code and stomp it flat, thank you bros
All the cool kids are doing it, I had to do it too. 

I'm a d8 )

Funny, and creepily accurate, as strangely all the memes I've been sent lately have been. 

Enneagram Six )

Although I have to say, my favorite part of the dice one was the "viscous sarcasm." What the hell is that, 50 weight? How viscous is that, runny like honey or thick like molasses? Are you not supposed to use that in winter lest it clog the engine? Oh wait, perhaps I think I see what they mean...

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