Don't ask me these things, for I am a pissant and prone to poking anthills wit sticks

[ladycaviar]

[Error: unknown template qotd]Strangers. I like to corner them at the Wal-Mart and terrify them into providing me free counseling. Then, if I'm feeling particularly generous, I'll load them up with free copies of The Watchtower and ply their children with tasty candy. Funny how nobody wants to give me their addresses after that, can't think why...

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[kaliopee.livejournal.com]

lmao...despite the fact that I work at Walmart, have a stack of The Watchtowers in my car I am afraid to throw away, and have kids! Good one!

[dameroksanne.livejournal.com]

What sort of anthills do you poke? Can I come too?

I poked a lot of anthills as a child-mostly fireant hills. That was a lot of fun. No I did not get bit much.

[ladycaviar.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't DREAM of ant-pokin' without you. It's no fun without a cohort.

Besides, who else would appreciate my period documented stick? LOL

[yaminagdh.livejournal.com]

Well, love, at least you don't have a van...