Don't ask me these things, for I am a pissant and prone to poking anthills wit sticks

[ladycaviar]

[Error: unknown template qotd]Strangers. I like to corner them at the Wal-Mart and terrify them into providing me free counseling. Then, if I'm feeling particularly generous, I'll load them up with free copies of The Watchtower and ply their children with tasty candy. Funny how nobody wants to give me their addresses after that, can't think why...

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[kaliopee.livejournal.com]

lmao...despite the fact that I work at Walmart, have a stack of The Watchtowers in my car I am afraid to throw away, and have kids! Good one!